I told Billy Bob...

[Lone Nut]

Every woman in my office starts every sentence with "I told [insert husband's name] that I ...."

Drives me bonkers. Noise cancelling earphones can only be worn for so long during a day. Eventually you have to emerge into the world of office banter. At which point I have a few questions:

Do any of you people have an original thought? Ever? (Pretty sure it's reruns only)

Do you somehow think acknowledging the fact that you are married at the start of every sentence makes the world respect you more? (It doesn't)

Do you have any idea how pissed your husband would be if he knew you invoked his name 200x per day? (You might, hoping to zing the dude that you once pledged your eternal love and devotion to)

Is this just me? I know not everyone on here works for "the man" like I do. But for those trapped in cube world, am I the only one who endures this crap?

[Magnum]

Their husband probably goes to work and tells his buddies" Dang I wish she'd just shut up"

[Mauler]

Happens here as well. We've got one ol broad who uses "and I told x there's one of two things that's gonna happen here"

[TNCOWBOY]

He actually tells his buddies he wishes she would shut the hell up.