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Post by Mauler on Jun 21, 2013 9:25:41 GMT -5
"Every head bowed, every eye closed. If you would slip your hand up...."
.... "Anyone"
*peeks* (nary a body with that hand up)
...."Thank you, yeees will there be others?"
Gets me every time. I usually take the patented elbow to the ribs from the wife.
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Post by Magnum on Jun 21, 2013 9:31:09 GMT -5
I asked our new preacher, who you know Mauler, how in the world did the disciples all ride around in the same Honda.
He asked "What? I don't understand"
I said, "Well, you just said they all came in one ACCORD".
It's times like these I'm glad the Pharisee is on his own board.
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Post by Mauler on Jun 21, 2013 9:33:17 GMT -5
Yaaaaaaas!
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Post by Krakow on Jun 21, 2013 21:56:51 GMT -5
Joel Osteen likes to start with something funny....
never does...
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Post by Magnum on Jun 22, 2013 0:26:25 GMT -5
Tonight at Bible School family night, we dumped a water cooler over the Children's Ministry Director.
I was cleaning up, and that water cooler was almost full.
I don't know yet whether she thought it was funny.
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Post by Krakow on Jun 22, 2013 10:46:30 GMT -5
oh dear...
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Post by Mauler on Jun 22, 2013 10:47:31 GMT -5
haha, Mag was it Kari? LOL
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Post by Magnum on Jun 22, 2013 10:52:20 GMT -5
haha, Mag was it Kari? LOL No, she just runs the preacher. We've got some gal the last preacher wanted in there. My wife is on the decorating committee and I have to go up there and hang some banners. With the way some of those folks love the LV's I bet Pat is on one of them. It's about time for her to get honored again. HANG A BANNER. I always think of TrowelMan when I hear that phrase. Speaking of Trowel, I just got off the phone with RedNeckDave. Is he not on here? |
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Post by Lone Nut on Jun 22, 2013 10:54:34 GMT -5
Get Dave in here STAT!
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Post by Magnum on Jun 22, 2013 10:55:23 GMT -5
Will do.
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Post by Krakow on Jun 22, 2013 10:56:41 GMT -5
this board only has room for one Maverick....
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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