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Post by Ned Land on Aug 18, 2013 19:58:23 GMT -5
My bathroom hygiene pet peeve is men that piss in toilets when a urinal is open. Why?!? You've never had to shit in a public bathroom, so it doesn't occur to you that people might not want to sit in your splattered urine? Id love to hear the mindset from a toilet pisser. Sure thing. Urinals are unsanitary filth buckets. I'm not gonna allow that crap to splatter all over me. Thus, I use the toilet. I have counseled my son to practice this same lack of giveashit for his fellow man. This is gateway behavior to a complete societal breakdown. May you be stricken with explosive diarrhea at Neyland Stadium.
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Post by Mauler on Aug 18, 2013 19:58:48 GMT -5
My bathroom hygiene pet peeve is men that piss in toilets when a urinal is open. Why?!? You've never had to shit in a public bathroom, so it doesn't occur to you that people might not want to sit in your splattered urine? Id love to hear the mindset from a toilet pisser. Sure thing. Urinals are unsanitary filth buckets. I'm not gonna allow that crap to splatter all over me. Thus, I use the toilet. I have counseled my son to practice this same lack of giveashit for his fellow man. Small dong. Don't want it looked upon.
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Post by Magnum on Aug 18, 2013 19:58:59 GMT -5
Faggots and sailors go in the stall when there is the trough open at Neyland.
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Post by TNCOWBOY on Aug 18, 2013 20:07:20 GMT -5
Fed is accurate to an extent. That is part of my thinking as well.
Have not and will not ever used the Neyland trough. You boys have at that splatter wafting up your nostrils.
Also, I don't raise the seat.
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Post by BuckeyeBenny on Aug 18, 2013 21:04:18 GMT -5
I'd guess that 50% of men working in my office do not wash their hands...doesn't matter #1 or #2. Disgusting.
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Post by Magnum on Aug 18, 2013 21:09:08 GMT -5
Small dong. Don't want it looked upon. [/quote] I don't really worry about somebody looking at mine. If they see it, they REALLY have to be looking. Mine is too small to be called a dong anyway.
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Post by 404whore on Aug 18, 2013 21:11:04 GMT -5
Derek Dooley couldn't coach worth a #2, but he sure taught his guys the proper washing technique for after they went #2....
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Post by 404whore on Aug 18, 2013 21:24:18 GMT -5
I make Madge wash her ass before I drill her from the back.
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Post by perkins on Aug 18, 2013 21:38:23 GMT -5
We got a guy at work that reports on non washers. I give a good soap and scrub after #2 but just a quick rinse for show after a pisser.
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Post by The MOUTHPIECE on Aug 18, 2013 22:13:22 GMT -5
Tough minded ones shit in urinals
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Post by Magnum on Aug 18, 2013 22:16:55 GMT -5
Tough minded ones shit in urinals No seat to worry about. Good idea.
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Post by JM on Aug 18, 2013 22:20:18 GMT -5
I actually will usually do a 10 second soap n rinse after a pissin'.
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Post by Magnum on Aug 18, 2013 22:26:36 GMT -5
I was at a Jimmy Buffett concert at Starwood back in the day. It was crowded, and everybody was quiet, standing there pissing.
This clown said "Man, this water is cold"
This other dude said "Well get your damn hand out of the urinal"
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Post by JM on Aug 18, 2013 22:27:13 GMT -5
I was at a Jimmy Buffett concert at Starwood back in the day. It was crowded, and everybody was quiet, standing there pissing. This clown said "Man, this water is cold" This other dude said "Well get your damn hand out of the urinal" Ha!!
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Post by Magnum on Aug 18, 2013 23:17:22 GMT -5
Then some chicks tried to come into the men's room, saying, it's too crowded over there.
Of course the place went wild.
Some dude in the shitter said "You can sit on my lap".
I've got some more good stories about that concert.
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