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Post by 404whore on Dec 17, 2014 19:50:37 GMT -5
So I got this friend. His Ex from college just posted on her FB that anybody is welcome to come over XMas eve. Need to RSVP if staying for dinner. Now they haven't really kept in touch but used to be real close.
Now the friend says she has kept her figure even though she popped out two kids and she was crazy back in the day.
So the question is should the friend message her about dinner or just show up and take her by surprise?
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Post by TNCOWBOY on Dec 17, 2014 20:01:45 GMT -5
I'm not completely following this...
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Post by Orange Daddy on Dec 17, 2014 20:29:03 GMT -5
now the friend is her X and he brings this up and tells that she sill has a hot body. she did say anybody so does that mean her horny x friend.. now XMAS eve is pretty much a family thing and she got 2 kids but offering anybody to show up?
That is a bit weird O even for me
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Post by Thunder Good-Oil on Dec 17, 2014 20:37:49 GMT -5
Merry Christmas from the Family.
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk.
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Post by 404whore on Dec 17, 2014 20:38:48 GMT -5
You wanna stop by OD? She'd prolly give you a turn.
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Post by Orange Daddy on Dec 18, 2014 21:55:56 GMT -5
No OD is true blue and have been for about the last 15 years.. I used to get some strange from time to time now some of my ol girls who remember the log chain and like for me to give them a ride just to see the now and then but I DONT.. I got a great hot looking wife who just loves me, screws me, cooks trys to make things so nice. Now that she is retarded I mean retired she has a great life that she deserves. Used to get up at 5:30 for 30 years go teach nappy headed 2nd graders.. Now she gets up around 9am if she wants to.... My cheating days are long over past due, now i cum across and good looking gal my age who wants to gap them legs for me the Devil might kick in and knock on my door.
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Post by gramps on Dec 19, 2014 10:08:25 GMT -5
Merry Christmas from the Family. Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk. As requested:
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Post by Thunder Good-Oil on Dec 19, 2014 10:30:00 GMT -5
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn't know what to think of him until he sang Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad
Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell Of course he brought his new wife Kay Who talks all about aa Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel The First Noel
Carve the Turkey Turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone Send somebody to the Quickpak Store We need some ice and an extension chord A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights Haleluja everybody say Cheese Merry Christmas from the family
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motor home in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we all waited out on our front lawn He threw a breaker and the lights came on And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Carve the turkey turn the ball game on Make Bloody Mary's Cause We All Want One! Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go We need some celery and a can of fake snow A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites A box of tampons, some Salem Lights Haleluja, everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the Family
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Post by JM on Dec 20, 2014 15:03:00 GMT -5
As someone else said, I'm not following.
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Post by 404whore on Dec 20, 2014 15:58:26 GMT -5
Don't worry about it JM.
Go back to contemplating the size of a cop's stiffy.
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Post by Orange Daddy on Dec 20, 2014 16:33:33 GMT -5
Everybody say Cheese !!
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Post by JM on Dec 20, 2014 16:44:01 GMT -5
Don't worry about it JM. Go back to contemplating the size of a cop's stiffy. I had enough interest to read the whole post, I'm just lost on who is who.
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Post by 404whore on Dec 20, 2014 16:54:48 GMT -5
Susan Anton
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Post by TNCOWBOY on Dec 20, 2014 17:39:13 GMT -5
I am with JM on this one. Poorly written by Tebow in the OP.
ABYSMAL.
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