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Post by Lone Nut on Jul 5, 2012 10:01:27 GMT -5
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Post by Mauler on Jul 5, 2012 10:27:27 GMT -5
Pettin' snakes and shockin' lakes
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Post by Roy Mullins on Jul 5, 2012 11:04:32 GMT -5
I know a guy who's father was a snake handling preacher and was killed by snake bite.
The church was maybe a 1/4th of a mile behind my childhood home.
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Post by Mauler on Jul 5, 2012 13:22:03 GMT -5
"Got the idea from a documentary."
I love how the guy says God will protect him from the snakes, but has been bitten 4 times. God gave you sense enough not to handle a poisonous snake, junior.
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Post by Lone Nut on Jul 5, 2012 13:26:56 GMT -5
Did it say he's 20 and has FOUR kids?
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Post by Roy Mullins on Jul 5, 2012 14:44:18 GMT -5
I think he just skimmed the bible in mamaws bathroom at christmas and just followed the parts he liked about handling snakes and being fruitful.
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Post by Mauler on Jul 5, 2012 14:46:12 GMT -5
That bathroom smelled of must and had a cushioned toilet seat.
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Post by Orange Daddy on Jul 4, 2013 19:40:46 GMT -5
When I was about 8 years old I used to ride the hound to Pee ridge Ky to stay with my Grand Mae. Momma GO.. About a 3 hr ride from my house I had to sit right behind the driver every time now Momma Go lived by herself in the woods she was dirt poor. Had electricy no running water there was a creek right beind the house.. Of course she had a out house I stayed there a week. Momma Go was 6'5 had whiskers. My Daddy was said to be 6'10 7' he died when I was 3 never knew him. I used to be 6'5 older I get I'm shrinking a bit about 6'4" now even my log chain got a few links missing.
Id have to take her piss pot out every day to dump. I had to wash dishes in the creek. It was such a pretty site that creek and old house sitting like it was..
Now one thing Momma Go could sure do it WAS COOK I mean you name it it crawled she got a hold of it she cook it and it be good.. I mean she cook a possum with sweet potatoes. Deer you name it. Men folk bring her meat did have a fridge with a small freezer on top. Now on Sunday the truck comes by to go the CHURCH. she gets in I get in the bed off we go to this Church way back in the woods. Its pretty full of poor azz people a bit cleaned up for church. womans hair in a ball.
Chuch starts they get to screaming talking in that tounge, Bro Joe Bobby pulls out a box of snakes danceing with them around his neck.. My momma told me about it just to sit back watch.. Hell we was poor as she was but we did not do snakes.. It is something else to see
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Post by 404whore on Jul 4, 2013 19:51:27 GMT -5
"You don't get this on any other message board"
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Post by Lone Nut on Jul 4, 2013 20:54:49 GMT -5
That may be one of the greatest posts I've ever read.
Early leader for the Trowel Man Memorial post of the year.
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Post by Krakow on Jul 4, 2013 21:05:46 GMT -5
this needs to be carved into marble....
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Post by 404whore on Jul 4, 2013 21:06:45 GMT -5
I am callin a lil bs in granny bein 6' 5"
I mean that's starting to sound like a Griner
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Post by Mauler on Jul 4, 2013 21:11:22 GMT -5
When I was about 8 years old I used to ride the hound to Pee ridge Ky to stay with my Grand Mae. Momma GO.. About a 3 hr ride from my house I had to sit right behind the driver every time now Momma Go lived by herself in the woods she was dirt poor. Had electricy no running water there was a creek right beind the house.. Of course she had a out house I stayed there a week. Momma Go was 6'5 had whiskers. My Daddy was said to be 6'10 7' he died when I was 3 never knew him. I used to be 6'5 older I get I'm shrinking a bit about 6'4" now even my log chain got a few links missing. Id have to take her piss pot out every day to dump. I had to wash dishes in the creek. It was such a pretty site that creek and old house sitting like it was.. Now one thing Momma Go could sure do it WAS COOK I mean you name it it crawled she got a hold of it she cook it and it be good.. I mean she cook a possum with sweet potatoes. Deer you name it. Men folk bring her meat did have a fridge with a small freezer on top. Now on Sunday the truck comes by to go the CHURCH. she gets in I get in the bed off we go to this Church way back in the woods. Its pretty full of poor azz people a bit cleaned up for church. womans hair in a ball. Chuch starts they get to screaming talking in that tounge, Bro Joe Bobby pulls out a box of snakes danceing with them around his neck.. My momma told me about it just to sit back watch.. Hell we was poor as she was but we did not do snakes.. It is something else to see
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Post by Krakow on Jul 4, 2013 21:13:48 GMT -5
i had a great-grandma that was 6-2
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Post by BuckeyeBenny on Jul 4, 2013 21:55:29 GMT -5
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